One Smitten Kitten.
28. Female. Ohioian. Nerd. Artist. Writer. Reader. Gamer. Nutter.
Here you wil find:
Sherlock. Doctor Who. Supernatural. Community. Misfits. Benedict Cumberbatch. Simon Pegg. Art. Corgis. Foo Fighters. Jon Stewart. Books. Johnlock. Muppets.
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I feel like an older sister to a lot of you on here, so please feel free to start up a chat if you ever need someone to talk to. I promise I've got the time and nothing is ever too embarrassing/stupid/scary to bring to me. Besides, I've got experience on my side.
No, but a Dirty Dancing AU where the Holmes family vacations at a very lavish resort where John Watson is a dance instructor/performer at the yearly pageant. John catches Sherlock’s eye while Sherlock catches Jim Moriarty’s eye, another resort guest. In jealously, Jim seduces another resort worker, Moran, who tells Jim that John has been secretly studying medicine in hopes to return to college and get his degree. John’s also been treating his co-workers who are sick or injured so that won’t be let go. Jim uses this information to get John fired. Sherlock has to begrudgingly go to Mycroft for help. [Obvs, Mycroft has been spending most of his time with the head of resort security and John’s friend, Greg Lestrade.]
FINALLY got around to updating How Is It You’re Still Breathing? with gkzaul’s fucking brilliant fan art. The gif of John still cracks me up every damn time.
John works for Kirk now.
Avi!Lock
I’ll try to do a series of these, get the primary characters down and have a little description about their bird as well.
Sherlock- Blue Jay
A Blue Jay is a species of Corvid, which is among one the most brilliant birds and ranking as some of the smartest animals as well. They are bold, aggressive, and overall just kind of assholes. They hog bird feeders, bully smaller birds, and never really shut up.
They are known to be curious avians, sometimes picking up reflective objects and keeping them until they ultimately get bored with them. They have been observed using ‘tools’, which is a sign of intelligence And while they are mostly know to be the dicks of the bird species, because of there territorial instinct, they are known to chase off predators which (probably unknowingly to the Blue Jay itself) helps the neighboring birds who may not be as brave or big to do so. I like to think that the reason why the Blue Jay is such a prick is because it gets cocky from being blessed as one of the smartest birds. It uses it’s intelligence (and sheer annoyance) to push around the other birds into doing what it wants.
I mean, I understand that we all love Sherlock, but honestly, he’s an asshole.
John- Black Capped Chickadee
A Black Capped Chickadee is a species of Tit. (See my clever little joke in the picture? It’s funny because John is an actual tit ahahahahah)
A tit is an energetic, social little bird. They are actually very intelligent themselves, but still rank lower then corvids and parrots. The black capped chickadee, like most of species of tits, are very adaptable; But even more so in the sense that it can lower it’s body temperature from it’s normal 42 °C (107.6 °F) all the way down to 10 °C (50 °F). When it comes to humans, they can be quite brave and go as far to eat from a human hand. Their calls are remarkably organized and complex, having similar aspects to human language. There are theories that they are able to warn their flock not only that a predator approaches, but the specific type of predator.
Come on, that’s pretty clever for such a tiny bird.
OK. THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING ADORABLE.
(via flamiekitten)
Can someone start doing like a weather report for all major fandoms?
“Storm clouds are appearing in the Supernatural fandom, look out for anon hate and wind gusts of up to 30mph. Somewhat balmy in the Sherlock fandom as spoiler tweets filter through tumblr. And if you plan on venturing into the Doctor Who fandom, bring a jacket and brolly, because the tears over the 50th anniversary started pouring last month and it doesn’t look like it’ll let up anytime soon. Now back to Norm at the news desk.”
I play a game with my friend Inv: Give 3 key words to each to make a story in 2 days.My key word is:Navy/Poisonous wine/Pretor
I drew a Pirate&Navy AU story
I wish I read chinese.
You know the second Sherlock saw them, he had to have them.
When I noticed he wore no knickers I was well and truly done for…
I might have just growled a little.
My headcanon is that Mycroft employs someone to watch the CCTV cameras wherever Sherlock goes and keeps a taxi waiting around the corner, ready to send in the moment Sherlock raises his hand.
hi i tried to do femsherlock this one time