RT @chrisankney: “I’m going to be traumatized for the rest of my life because of that stupid lady’s hairy vagina.” #GUR
Oh my Bruce Campbell! It is gorgeous today! What I wouldn’t give for a croquet mallet to be in my hands this minute!
Freezing in the office, so I stepped outside to warm up. Too bad it’s about the same damn temp out here! Help me out here, sun!
Tyler’s apt review of #TheChangeUp: “I think I would have liked it if I was drunk and 17.”
You’d figure I’d be used to this by now.
Sentence I didn’t expect to hear today: “That’s some good lookin’ urine.” #thanks #proudinaweirdway
As I slept, a pair of jama pants appeared on my bed, sitting right next to me when I woke. Gonna take a nap later & hope for a stylish hat.
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